COMMERCIALLY VIABLE

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TO SPECTRA POETS, SOFT UNION, AND KRISTEN (@fILTER_AUTOS): KILL YOURSELVES!!!!!!

by Theo Thimo

MOVE TO CANADA
AND KILL YOURSELVES LEGALLY
OR DIE SLOWLY FOREVER

FOR SOLICITING ME LIKE SEX WORKERS
THEN FILLING MY INBOX WITH YOUR TRASH AND ABUSE
AND REJECTING MY BEAUTIFUL POETRY AFTER THE FACT
DIE LEGALLY AND SLOWLY
EAT SNICKERS AND DIE
WITH THE FULL CONSENT
OF THE LAW AND T.O.S.

YOU ARE ENEMIES OF THE STATE
OF THE UNITED STATES OF ME
I WILL DO EVERYTHING WITHIN MY LEGAL AUTHORITY
TO DIMINISH YOUR POWER AND TARNISH YOUR REPUTATIONS

AT THIS MOMENT MY TEAM OF HIGHLY TRAINED INTERNET LAWYERS ARE TRACING YOUR IP ADDRESS AND CONSEQUENCES, AGAIN, WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

GET READY FOR THE STORM, MAGGOTS

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