by Rudy Civello
shouting abuse at
inanimate objects and
waking people up
convincing people
we kissed once but they were too
drunk to remember
waiting for people
to stand up then grabbing what
falls out their pockets
stealing jackets then
wearing them to their owner’s
engagement party
throwing footballs at
people then pretending to
slide tackle the cunts
fiercely insisting
wrestling is real, resorting
to extreme violence